I Will Sell My Soul To Rock and Roll

I'm Tabitha and I'm the coolest kid you're ever gonna meet.
  • Justin Bieber: the music gods sent me to show people what music is
  • Michael Jackson: i didn't *looks at Elvis*
  • Elvis: i didn't *looks at Chris*
  • Christofer Drew: i didn't *looks at Kellin*
  • Kellin Quinn: i didn't *looks at Vic*
  • Vic Fuentes: i didn't *looks at Alex*
  • Alex Gaskarth: i didn't *looks at Oli*
  • Oli Sykes: i didn't *looks at Austin*
  • Austin Carlile: i didn't *looks at Gerard*
  • Gerard Way: i didn't *looks at Jesus*
  • Jesus: nope
  • no one: wow i really like you

bitemyschlong:

little man on a corner

somethin poking its his boner

but he ain’t got a big one

cause his name is alex gaskarth

(via kennerty)